I've Gotten To The Point

I Used To Say That Whenever People Heard My Southern Accent, They Always Wanted To Deduct 100 Iq Points.

If Your Idea Of A 7 Course Meal Is A Bucket Of Kfc And A Sixpack, You Might Be A Redneck.

It's Hard To Think Of Yourself As A Loser At 2 Years Old.

You Might Be A Redneck If...you've Been On Tv More Than Times Describing The Sound Of A Tornado.

Nowadays You Can't Even Spank Your Kids. No, Gotta Give 'em A Time Out. My Dad Would Take Time Out Of His Busy Day... To Whip Our Ass.