I've Chosen To Stay In

I Watch Schlock Telly. Like The 'kardashians.' I Love It. It's My Guilty Pleasure.

I Think Of Myself Now As A Writer, Although I Wouldn't Go As Far As To Say 'novelist' Because That Sounds Like A Victorian Person.

I Am A Kid In The Dressing-up Box At Heart.

That's The Awful Thing About Dating. Tight Underwear. We Would All Like To Be In A Big Bra And Pants And When You Are In A Secure Relationship You Can Do That.

Funny How Women Are Ashamed Of Their Inner Fairy Whereas Men Are Forever Proudly Displaying Their Inner Cowboy Or Fireman