I've Been Variations Of Vegetarian

I'm A Soccer Mom. I'm T-ball, Soccer, Karate, Homework, Keeping Them On Their Schedules. I Love Being The Snack Mom, When I Get To Bring The Cut Oranges. I Have One Of Those Coolers With Wheels. I'm At Every Game, Every Practice, Sitting On My Blanket. I Love It.

It's Sad To See That Something You Have Done Or The Decisions That You Have Made Affect Your Children In A Negative Way.

I Was Afraid Of Staying At The Playboy Mansion; I Wanted To Get A Footing Before I Ventured Into A World Of Hedonism.

I Like The Experience Of Being In A Shoot, And I'm A Total Exhibitionist, But I Don't Like To Look At Them.

I Know My Mom Still Wears Lingerie And Jumps Out Of Closets To Scare My Dad. She's Always Joked That She Tries To Give Him A Heart Attack So She Can Get His Coin Collection. But Now She's Actually Worried That She Might Give Him A Heart Attack. And The Coin Collection May Not Exist, So She's Being Gentler On Him.