I've Been Married A Couple

My Ideal Relaxation Is Working On Upholstry. I Spend Hours In Junk Shops Buying Furniture. I Do All The Upholstery Work Myself, And It's Like Therapy.

I Don't Look At The Tabloids. I Don't Read The Tabloids.

I Want Barack Obama For President. I Love Obama. I Call Palin The Helicopter Huntress From Hell! I Want My Children To Have A Wonderful Future, And It's Disturbing When I Look Around. Americans Aren't Very Well-liked. A Likable President Would Be A Great Start.

I'm A Soccer Mom. I'm T-ball, Soccer, Karate, Homework, Keeping Them On Their Schedules. I Love Being The Snack Mom, When I Get To Bring The Cut Oranges. I Have One Of Those Coolers With Wheels. I'm At Every Game, Every Practice, Sitting On My Blanket. I Love It.

Rock Stars Are Like Prophets. There's Something About Somebody Who Can Get Up On A Stage And Sing. And Then When They Write You Songs, Forget It, Okay?