I've Been Called Many Things,

Cocaine Isn't Habit Forming. I Should Know - I've Been Using It For Years.

I'm The Foe Of Moderation, The Champion Of Excess. If I May Lift A Line From A Die-hard Whose Identity Is Lost In The Shuffle, 'i'd Rather Be Strongly Wrong Than Weakly Right.'

All My Life I've Been Terrible At Remembering People's Names. I Once Introduced A Friend Of Mine As Martini. Her Name Was Actually Olive.

They Used To Photograph Shirley Temple Through Gauze. They Should Photograph Me Through Linoleum.

I've Been Called Many Things, But Never An Intellectual.