I've Always Said We Got

I Celebrate Everyone's Religious Holidays. If It's Good Enough For The Righteous, It's Good Enough For The Self-righteous, I Always Say.

I Decided Years Ago Not To Read Stories About Myself Anymore. Each One Is A Potential Minefield: Whatever It Says, You're Bound To Take It The Wrong Way. Why Do It If You Know It's Going To Make You Miserable?

You Have To Be Alert. When My Daughter, Sophie, Came Out Of The Womb, She Was Instantly Alert, As If She Had Been Here Before. And She Was A Little Disappointed That She Was Here Again.

My Parents Have Not Insisted That We Go To College, But She Wanted Us To Learn. Teacher, Librarian, Secretary, Nurse. All My Siblings Were Employed. But I Wanted To Be The Boss, An Independent Contractor.

Make Sure Your Life Is A Rare Entertainment! It Doesn't Take Anything Drastic. You Needn't Be Gorgeous Or Wealthy Or Smart, Just Very Enthusiastic!