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When I Turned 50, I Threw Myself A Big Birthday Party, And I Looked Seriously At What My Life Has Been About. I Recommend This To Everybody. Ask Yourself, "what Have I Done? How Did I Do It? Where'd I Mess Up? Where Did I Do Well?" When I Did This Assessment Of My Life, I Said To Myself, "it Was Really Good." I Made A Lot Of People Laugh, Made A Lot Of People Cry In A Good Way, Brought A Lot Of Joy To People, Picked Up A Lot Of Garbage. And In All Those Years, I Saw A Lot. I Went To Foreign Lands. I Met Interesting People. And I Got It!

I Had No Idea Of Being A Star, All I Knew Was That I Wanted To Be A Great Actress, I Wanted To Work As An Actress. So I Thought The Way I Would Be A Great Actress Was To Sing And Dance First. Lay A Foundation - Get My Foot In The Door, And Then Undoubtedly, Of Course, I Would Be Offered Great Roles As Soon As I Grew Up Enough To Handle Them.

The People Who Are Out To Destroy The Environment Think They're Going To Get Away With It. Are They Breathing Different Air Than We're Breathing? Are They Eating Different Food? I Mean, Where Do They Think They're Going To Go? What Do They Think Is Going To Be Better Than What They Have Destroyed? I Just Don't Get It.

I Don't Like Violence. I Get Sick From Violence. Do You Think People Are Excited By Violence?

Men's Brains Are Smaller Than Those Of Women So They Can Fit Into Their Penises.