I've Always Read Books And

I'm Curious By Individuals That Embrace Half A Story So They Can Justify How Incomplete They Feel About Their Own Self Worth.

True Love Is When You're Cheating On A Person But The Thought Of Them Still Makes Your Eyes Smile!

We Never Had A Pool, Right. So One Summer, I Remember. My Dad, To Make Me Happy. You Know I Was Bummed Out Cause We Didn't Have The Pool. So One Summer He Bought Us This Thing. It Was Yellow, You Laid It On The Lawn, Sprayed It With The Water, Run Across. Slip N' Slide. Yeah. Would Have Been Fun If Dad Checked For Rocks Before He Laid It Down! Slip N' Bleed From The Anus They Should Have Called This Ride.

Start Each Day Out The Holy Way..with Christ Chex, It's A Miracle In A Bowl. Just Open The Box And You Hear Ahhhhh....and Then A Lil' Angel Flies Out And Says 'good Morning, Life Is Beautiful!'.

I Think Beating Someone To Death With A Ukulele Would Just Sound Funny.