I've Always Found It Easier

In City Rooms And In The Bars Where Newspeople Drink, You Can Find Out What's Going On. You Can't Find It In The Papers.

I Think Of Texas As The Laboratory For Bad Government.

As For George Bush Of Kennebunkport, Maine- Personally I Think He's Further Evidence That The Great Scriptwriter In The Sky Has An Overdeveloped Sense Of Irony.

Calling George Bush Shallow Is Like Calling A Dwarf Short.

The Founders Were Right All Along, But The Results Are A Lot Funnier Than They Intended.