I Used To Do Tech

I'm A Cat Whisperer. When I Go To People's Houses, Their Cats Always Like Me Better Than The Owners.

I Don't Need To Be Wildly Famous For My Life To Make Sense.

Just Be You...'cause That's Good Enough For Me!

I Was Dirt-poor. I Could Barely Hold Down A Job. Eventually, Though, I Started Getting Small Parts On Shows Like 'smallville,' 'supernatural'... And Lots Of Really Bad Sci-fi Movies. I Was Running Around The Woods In Wolf Contacts, Covered In Fake Blood Made Out Of Pancake Syrup, Roaring.

I Want To Get Married And Have Children And Live Happily Ever After. That's Important To Me.