I Try To Parent Equally,

The Very Nature Of Cool Is That You Think About It Too Much And It Becomes Uncool.

Once You Become Famous, There Is Nothing Left But To Become Infamous.

I Pestered The Hell Out Of Everybody I Ran Into Until I Could Play The Guitar Well Enough To Write And Sing With It.

Even Though Some Of The Films I've Made Haven't Been Particularly Commercial, I Don't Find Them Failures.

Every Bowling Center Should Have A House Pro.