I Try To Get Centered:

In Light This Bright, After So Long In The Dark, Everything We Can See Is Only Black And White. Only Glaring Shape-outlines We Have To Blink Against.

For The Most Part My Friends Can Always Be More Entertaining Than The Tube Ever Can Be.

Anytime My Work Can Coax Bodily Fluids Out Of Someone, I'm Happy.

When We Don't Know Who To Hate, We Hate Ourselves.

The Old Rule About How A Thing Of Beauty Is A Joy Forever, In My Experience, Even The Most Beauteous Thing Is Only A Joy For About Three Hours, Tops. After That, She'll Want To Tell You All About Her Childhood Traumas. Part Of Meeting These Jail Girls Is It's So Sweet To Look At Your Watch And Know She'll Be Behind Bars In Half An Hour.