I Try Not To Get

I Drink Diet Coke So I Can Eat Regular Cake.

I Get A Lot Of Influence From Pro Wrestling. People Are Like, 'oh, It's Fake.' But It's Not About Whether The Guy Wins Or Loses, It's About How He Entertains You The Whole Time You're Watching.

I'm A Comedian Who Happens To Be Latino. What's The Difference? The Difference Is, My Special Will Air On Comedy Central, Not Telemundo.

I Almost Bought A Delorean The Other Day Just Because. If I See Something That I Think Is Cool And I Like It, I'll Go For It.

You Gotta Hang Out With People Who Have Big Dreams And Believe In That Dream.