I Try Not To Get

Drinking Can Bring Out A Dude That Has Some Issues.

Honestly, You Got To Take Care Of The People That Take Care Of You. I Know That Sounds Like Cliche, Or Borderline Phony, But That's The Case. The Reason I've Had The Fans That I Have Is Because I've Been Consistent Over The Years And Kept Coming Back And Doing The Same Runs. I'm Never Going To Stop Doing The Cities I've Gone Through. I'm Only Going To Add.

I Wanted To Be A Comedian, And This Is What I'm Doing. If I Can Keep This Going, I'm Happy.

Walgreens, Rite Aid, Cvs And Wal-mart Have All Figured Out The Evolution Of Life And They Grabbed All The Products That Are Necessary For A Life. And They Stuck Them In One Aisle And They Put Them In Order According To How You Mess Up... First Thing You're Going To See: Condoms. Next To That: Lubricant. Next To That: Pregnancy Test. Next To That: Pampers. Next To That: Formula. And At The End Of The Aisle They Sell Beer.

If I Speak Spanish In My Show, Which Sometimes I Do, I Translate What I Say. I Make It Where I Can Still Be Myself, But I Make It To Where Everybody Knows What The Hell Is Going On And When Everyone Leaves, They're Like "ok, I Get It."