I Tried, It Was Hard,

I Never Sleep On The Plane. I Have To Be Awake And Using My Mind Power To Keep It In The Air

I'm Very Detail Oriented. I Think That's Why People Enjoy My Memoirs - Because I Tend To Remember Everything.

I Think People Tend To Be Very Myopic And They Dont Understand How Their Actions Impact Others.

You Can't All Of A Sudden Go To Sleep One Night And Wake Up Martha Stewart. It's Bit By Bit By Bit.

I've Determined The Ideal Job For Me Is One Where I Can Write Clever Essays About My Life And My Employer Will Give Me Enough Money Not Only To Live A Comfortable Existence, But Also To Buy Many, Many New Pairs Of Shoes.