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Education Isn't Everything, For A Start It Isn't An Elephant

Only On The Third Class Tourist Class Passengers' Deck Was It A Sultry Overcast Morning, But Then If You Do Things On The Cheap You Must Expect These Things.

Australia, Australia, We Love You From The Heart. The Kidneys, The Liver & The Giblets Too. And Every Other Part.

All I Ask Is The Chance To Prove That Money Can't Make Me Happy.

Policemen Are Numbered In Case They Get Lost.