I Thought I Could Never

With Little Knowledge Of What It Meant To Be A Jew, I Found Myself Passionately Defending The Jewish People. Now, Half A Century Later, I Have To Defend My Son. Anti-semitism, I've Seen, Is Like A Disease That Goes Dormant, Flaring Up With The Next Political Trigger.

Wherever Arms Flow, Violence Follows. Bullets Replace Ballots As The Solution To Political Disputes.

Everybody Knows About Las Vegas. It's A State Of Mind. Some People Want To Come With Their Kids And Have A Great Weekend. Some People Want To Shop. Some People Want To Find Hookers. Some People Want To Eat. Some People Just Want To Gamble. It's A Potpourri Of Decadence.

What It Was Like To Kiss Matt Damon? You Know, It Doesn't Matter, Does It, If It's A Man Or A Woman. It's A Kiss. We Had To Show Affection In Some Places, Love, Passion In Other Places. A Kiss Is Just A Kiss. I Mean, We'd Have Our Fun. You Know, "matt, What Flavour Lip Gloss Would You Like Me To Wear Today?" When I See The Movie I'm So Proud That A Few Minutes Go By And I Forget That It's Matt And I, And Halfway Through I Forget It's Two Guys. The Arguments Sound The Same As Arguments A Guy Has With His Wife.

The One Thing That Men And Women Have In Common - They Both Like The Company Of Men.