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I'm Not Selling Out, Denying Who I Am Or Where I've Come From, Not At All. I Acknowledge That.

Believe It Or Not, I've Got A Really Bad Metabolism. One Burger And I'm Done. I'm Not A Guy That Puts Away 10 Burgers.

I'm Not Fat. It's Just My Awesomeness Swelling Up Inside Of Me.

Kids, Man, They're Way Too Honest. They're Like Mini-alcoholics.

I Don't Have To Worry About Writing Jokes. I Just Tell Stories About Things That Have Happened To Me. As Long As I'm Alive And I'm Living And I'm Experiencing Different Things Every Day, The Show Will Always Change.