I'm Not Fat. It's Just

Drinking Can Bring Out A Dude That Has Some Issues.

I'm Not Fat. I'm Fluffy!

My Favorite People To Have Fun With Are Police Officers 'cause They're So Serious, You Know.

Stand-up Is Not Just An American Thing Anymore. It's Global. In Some Places, Stand-up Comedy Is Brand New. South Africa Has Only Had A Scene For 15 Years.

The Response You Get When You're Young Like "oh You're Just Getting Laughs Because You're A Little Kid And You're Cute". They Weren't Trying To Encourage Me At All Or Tell Me To Keep Pursuing This.