I Think Political Correctness Is

I Am Attached To The West Coast Of Scotland - It's Gorgeous To Look At And Challenging. You Have To Contend With The Possibility Of Being Blown Away Or Rained On. And In The Summer Months You Can Be Eaten Alive By Midges.

I Have Done Well Out Of Tv, But Not Well Enough To Buy Football Clubs. I'm Not Sure It's Ever A Way To Make Money.

I Don't Think I'm Really A Rude Person, But Now I See Myself On Television, I Think, 'oh, God, That Is A Bit Strong.' And I Wonder If I've Always Been Like That And I Haven't Been Aware Of It.

I'm A Trained Lawyer, After All, So I Don't Have To Admit To Anything.

I Do Find Myself Surprised By The Comedy Shows That Seem To Have The Same Joke Week In Week Out.