I Think My Best Work

My Movies Are Okay, But They're Not My Specials.

I'm In Show Business... I Want To Hang Out With Janet Jackson, Not Jesse Jackson.

After I Left High School And Got My Ged, I Studied Broadcast Journalism For A Year At A Community College.

Does Having A Wife And Kids Change Your Act? Yes, But Only In The Best Way. It Gives You Weight And Authority. It Also Makes You Closer To The Audience Because The Audience Is Married And Has Kids.

Oprah Is Rich; Bill Gates Is Wealthy. If Bill Gates Woke Up Tomorrow With Oprah's Money, He'd Jump Out Of A Window And Slit His Throat On The Way Down Saying, 'i Can't Even Put Gas In My Plane!'