I Think Jr Would Make

My Definition Of A Redundancy Is An Air-bag In A Politician's Car.

I Never Travel Without My Stetson, But The More I Wear It The More I Realise That No One Wears Hats Any More. When I Was A Kid Everybody Wore Hats, Especially In Texas, But I Get Off The Plane In Dallas Now And I'm The Only Guy With A Hat. It's Amazing.

A Sad Figure (bush) ' Not Too Well Educated, Who Doesn't Get Out Of America Much. He's Leading The Country Towards Fascism.

I Have Been Married For 58 Years To The Same Woman. Our Secret? Separate Bathrooms.

There Are Very Little Things In This Life I Cannot Afford And Patience Is One Of Them.