My Definition Of A Redundancy

On Being Asked By Channel 4's Derek Thompson If He Owned Horses - No, Son. I Don't Like Anything That Eats While I Sleep.

I Liked Dallas Better Because It Was More Deceptive, You Could Do More With It.

Well I Think They Broke The Mould When They Made Me And Being Humble Is One Of My Great Assets.

I Never Travel Without My Stetson, But The More I Wear It The More I Realise That No One Wears Hats Any More. When I Was A Kid Everybody Wore Hats, Especially In Texas, But I Get Off The Plane In Dallas Now And I'm The Only Guy With A Hat. It's Amazing.

My Credo Is Etched On My Mirror In My Bathroom And I See It When I Brush My Teeth In The Morning. It Says, "don't Worry, Be Happy, Feel Good." When You See That First Thing, And You Reflect On It, The Rest Of The Day Seems To Glide By Pretty Well.