I Think It's About Time

Satire Is Tragedy Plus Time.

When Earth Gets Good And Crowded, Like 15th Century England, Then Some New Pilgrims Are Gonna Rocket Their Mayflowers To A New Solar System.

The Role Of A Comedian Is To Make The Audience Laugh, At A Minimum Of Once Every Fifteen Seconds.

When You're Eight Years Old, Nothing Is Any Of Your Business.

All My Humor Is Based Upon Destruction And Despair. If The Whole World Were Tranquil, Without Disease And Violence, I’d Be Standing On The Breadline Right In Back Of J. Edgar Hoover.