I Think In Daily Newspapers,

'the Simpsons' From The Very Beginning Was Based On Our Memories Of Brash '60s Sitcoms - You Had A Main Title Theme That Was Bombastic And Grabbed Your Attention - And When You Look At Tv Shows Of The 1970s And '80s, Things Got Very Mild And Toned Down And... Obsequious.

I Can't Believe It! Reading And Writing Actually Paid Off!

Here's To Alcohol: The Cause Of, And Answer To, All Of Life's Problems.

You Know, The Courts May Not Be Working Any More, But As Long As Everyone Is Videotaping Everyone Else, Justice Will Be Done.

God Often Gives Nuts To Toothless People.