I Think In Daily Newspapers,

I Like All Of The Early Relationship Strips That Were Collected In 'love Is Hell,' Where I Pretended To Be An Expert In Relationships And Did Comics Like 'the Nine Types Of Boyfriends,' 'sixteen Ways To End A Relationship,' 'twenty-four Things Not To Say In Bed,' And Other Arbitrarily Numbered Lists.

When You're As Important As I Am, Getting Your Feelings Hurt By Me Is Almost An Honor.

I Didn't Lie, I Was Writing Fiction With My Mouth.

Oh, Loneliness And Cheeseburgers Are A Dangerous Mix.

In 'futurama,' The Skin Color Is No Longer Yellow. They Have Actually Evolved To Cartoon Skin Tone. But They Still Have Four Fingers.