I Can't Believe It! Reading

'the Simpsons' Was About Children And Married Parents; 'futurama' Is About People In Between; They're Growing Up And Haven't Settled Down. Every Other Cartoon Show Seemed To Be, You Know, Dumb Dad, Bratty Kids.

I Would Prefer To Listen To A French Classical Composer Like Olivier Messiaen Than To The Pop Hits Of The Day.

I'm Normally Not A Praying Man, But If You're Up There, Please Save Me, Superman. Homer Simpson

If People Only Knew How Much I Secretly Hated Them, They'd Love Me For Holding It In.

You Tried Your Best And You Failed Miserably. The Lesson Is 'never Try.' Homer Simpson