I Think I Would Be

Men Don't Pay You For Sex, They Pay You To Leave After Sex.

Salary Stories Are Intrusive. Do You Ask Your Neighbour What They Earn For Their Job?

I Have A Boy's Body. I Would Prefer To Have More Curves Because I Think That's More Beautiful. I Would Much Rather Have J. Lo's Body Than Mine.

I'm Always Happy To Play The Bad Girl. I Just Get To Have Fun, And It's Obviously All Done With A Smile.

Well, I Can Wear Heels Now.