I Think I've Lost 3lbs

My Daughter And I Are Very Close, We Speak Every Single Day And I Call Her Every Day And I Say The Same Thing, "pick Up, I Know You're There."

The Fun Of Working On The Road Means Stealing From Hotels. I've Been Doing It For So Long, I Have A Set Of Towels From The Ark.

With This Face, I Need All The Deals I Can Get.

My Face Has Been Tucked In More Times Than A Bedsheet At The Holiday Inn.

All My Friends Are Dying. That's Why I Always Wear Black.