The Fun Of Working On

I Think We All In Comedi Business, Especially When We Reach A Certain Age, Are Divas Up To A Point. I Love When A Limousine Comes For Me, I Can't Lie About That. I Love When You Go To A Restaurant And They Say, "come This Way, Miss Rivers," And You Get A Good Table. I Love All That, The Perks That Come With The Business.

In Every Human Endeavor, Persistence Is Everything.

I’ve Had So Much Plastic Surgery, When I Die They Will Donate My Body To Tupperware.

Can We Talk?

I Was Born In 1962, And The Room Next To Me Was 1963.