I Think I Should Get

I Think I Should Get The Nobel Peace Prize Before I Die For Ending The War Between The Sexes.

Masturbation Is A Meditation On Self-love. So Many Of Us Are Afflicted With Self-loathing, Bad Body Images, Shame About Our Body Functions, And Confusion About Sex And Pleasure, I Recommend An Intense Love Affair With Yourself

Instead Of Being A Well-known Painter, I Became Everybody's Favorite Dirty Joke. Come To Think Of It, Teaching Masturbation Skills Is Pretty Weird.

I'm Fully Aware Had I Stayed With My Art, I Would Be Well Known, Respected And Most Likely Rich.

Art Is All About Becoming A Name, A Brand; It Isn't Based On Talent Or Creativity.