I Think As A Standup

I'm Not Used To Getting Good Reviews.

You Don't Have To Be Inspired By Comedians. You Have To Be Inspired By Things That Are Real, Whether It's Music, Comedy...a Movie - That Should Inspire You.

Whenever Someone Dies Everyone Says, I Love That Guy, Except For Jeffrey Dahmer.

I Think You Gotta Look At Stuff Half-full As Opposed To Half-empty.

Well, The Best Part About Stand-up Is That You Control Everything. Period. When You Work In Movies, Or On Tv Shows, There Are 50 Other People Involved. And It's Hard, Man. They Brainwash You To Think You're Doing The Right Thing.