I Think All The Funny

One Of My Daughters Told Me The Other Day, "kevin Hart Is Funnier Than You, Daddy." I Told Her, "does Kevin Hart Make You Pancakes?"

A Comedian Has To Live In His Head. All This Comedy Comes From A Lonely Place. When You're Surrounded By An Entourage, You're Not Living In Your Head.

You Can't Think The Thoughts You Want To Think If You Think You're Being Watched.

When People Try To Read Between The Lines - Critics, They Have A Job. Their Job Is To Make Something Bigger Than It Is.

A Black Man Will Be Elected President Of The United States. I'm Sorry, That's In The Year 10,000.