I Think All The Funny

I Just Remember That Whenever I Got Really Mad Or Passionate, Like In An Argument, People Would Laugh, And I'd Be Dead Serious. It Would Happen A Lot. So It Was Like, Gee, I've Got Something Here.

My Kids Don't Have A Trust Fund, They Have A Debt Fund. Oh My God, They're $4 Million In The Hole.

Comedians Are The One Who Have To Tell The Emperor He Has No Clothes On.

I'm A Nerd. I'm A Little Guy... The Last Guy You'd Expect In A Romantic Movie.

You Got A Gun, You Don't Have To Work Out.