I Still Believe In Santa,

If Your Actions Create A Legacy That Inspires Others To Dream More, Learn More, Do More And Become More, Then, You Are An Excellent Leader.

It's Always Great To Perform At Home In The Good Ol' U.s.a.

If I See Something Sagging, Dragging And Bagging, I’ll Get It Nip, Tucked, Sucked Or Plucked.

Some Things Are Strange To Me, And Some Things Are Odd. But I Don't Condemn. If You Can Accept Me, I Can Accept You.

The Hardest Exercise For Most Of Us Fat People Is That One Where We Push Our Chairback From The Dinner Table.