Sometimes A Song Just Has

I Have Been Asked To Pose For Penthouse On My Hundredth Birthday. Everybody Is Going To Be Sorry.

I Try Not To Go Around Looking Like A Hag.

It's A Good Thing I Was Born A Girl, Otherwise I'd Be A Drag Queen.

In The Early Days, Porter Wagoner Would Not Exactly Scold Me, But He's Say, 'you're Writing Too Many Damn Verses. You're Makin' These Songs Too Damn Long.' And I'd Say, 'yeah, But I'm Tellin' A Story. I Have A Story To Tell.' And He'd Say, 'well, You're Not Going To Get It On The Radio.' If I Start Writing A Song, I'm Writing It For A Reason. People Would Say That I Had To Have Two Verses, And A Chorus, And A Bridge. I Tried To Learn That Formula.

When I Was With Andy Warhol, I Thought, 'god, His Wig Looks Cheaper Than Mine!'