I Started Michael Years Ago.

You're Like A Dull Knife, It Just Ain't Cutting.

I Had To Tell About My Colonic, Which Expresses The Fact Why I'm So Neat Today As Opposed To A Few Years Ago. I Never Knew That The Weight Made That Much Difference.

I'm Twice As Old, But I Feel Good.

I Named My New Son James Joseph Brown Ii. I Think He's Going To Be A Lot Better Than I Was.

Hair Is The First Thing. And Teeth The Second. Hair And Teeth. A Man Got Those Two Things He's Got It All.