I Sometimes Want To Make

I Think Breakfast Is The One Meal When You Don't Have To Eat Animal, Maybe.

The End Never Comes When You Think It Will. It's Always Ten Steps Past The Worst Moment, Then A Weird Turn To The Left.

It Is Really Funny How Even Cool Chicks Are Sort Of Like, 'our Moms Covered That Feminism Thing And Now We're Living In A Post-that World,' When That Just Isn't True.

I Seriously Consider Television To Be The People's Medium.

You Can't Give Any Exciting Speech Without Misremembering Things.