I Sold My Soul For

I Don't Think People Need To Know What Colour Socks I'm Wearing Today; I Don't Think People Need To Know What Shower Gel I'm Using. There's Too Much Information In The World, And There's No Magic Or Mystery Anymore.

I Can Make Going To The Dry-cleaners Last An Entire Day, And The Dry Cleaners Might Be 150 Yards From My Front Door. You Might Find It Hard To Believe, But I Am Bone-idle Lazy.

Take The Time To Make Some Sense For What You Wanna Say, And Cast Your Words Away Upon The Waves. Sail Them Home With Acquiesce On A Ship Of Hope Today, And As They Land Upon The Shore, Tell Them Not To Fear No More. I'm Not Saying Right Is Wrong, It's Up To Us To Make The Best Of All The Things That Come Our Way. Cos' Everything That's Been Has Past, The Answers In The Looking Glass. There's Four And Twenty Million Doors On Life's Endless Corridor, So Say It Loud And Sing It Proud Today.

The Most Annoying Person On The Bbc Is Russell Brand, I've Actually Been Close Up To That Boy. He Smells Like When You Mix Garlic With Coffee And Alcohol. I'm Just Saying When You Get Close To Him, He Could Do With A Bit Of Sure For Men, He Stinks.

I Just Think Radiohead Are F-in' Miserable Bastards.