I Do All The Work

I Despise Hip Hop. Loathe It. Eminem Is An Idiot And I Find 50 Cent The Most Distasteful Character I Have Ever Crossed In My Life. Eminem's New Song About His Kid - Isn't It The Most Ridiculous Piece Of Music You Have Ever Heard In Your Life? I Just Don't Like The Dragging Women Around On Dog Leads And All That Stuff

I Have 3 Kids And A Cat And A Busy, Noisy House. I Get More Time To Relax When I'm Working.

I'm Embarrassed When I See Brits Abroad; They Have Their Tops Off, Wear Flip Flops, And Shout At The Top Of Their Voices.

I Hate Mourinho. He's A Fool.

Women Have Nine Months More Experience Than You Do - Nine Months To Prepare For Being A Parent.