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[from The Television Show,"evade The Question Time"]at The End Of The First Round, I Will Award Three Points To Mr. Kaine For An Excellent Nonspecific Condemnation, Plus One Bonus Point For Blaming The Previous Government And Another For Successfully Mutating The Question To Promote The Party Line. Mr. Van De Poste Gets A Point For A Firm Rebuttal, But Only Two Points For His Condemnation, As He Tried To Inject An Impartial And Intelligent Observation.

How Many People Want To Read About Three Disreputable Pigs And A Dopey Wolf With A Disposition Towards House Demolition?

How Fishy On The Fishiness Scale? Ten Is A Stickleback And One Is A Whale Shark." "a Whale Isn't A Fish, Thursday." "a Whale Shark Is--sort Of." "all Right, It's As Fishy As A Crayfish." "a Crayfish Isn't A Fish." "a Starfish, Then." "still Not A Fish." "this Is A Very Odd Conversation, Thursday.

Everything Comes To An End. A Good Bottle Of Wine, A Summer’s Day, A Long-running Sitcom, One’s Life, And Eventually Our Species. The Question For Many Of Us Is Not That Everything Will Come To An End But When. And Can We Do Anything Vaguely Useful Until It Does?

We're In A Psuedoscientific Technobabble.