I Serve Dinner In Three

If I Wore A Peek-a-boo Dress, It Would Be Like Turning In A False Alarm.

Our Dog Died From Licking Our Wedding Picture.

My Husband Always Felt That A Marriage And Career Don't Mix. That's Why He's Never Worked.

Think Of Me As A Sex Symbol For The Men Who Don't Give A Damn.

I'd Love To Slit My Mother-in-law's Corsets And Watch Her Spread To Death.