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When I'm Governor... I'll Be The First Governor With A Listed Telephone Number.

Always Respect Your Superiors, If You Have Any.

The Only Thing That Really Differentiates Texas From Any Other Place In The World Is The Proclivity Of Its People To Urinate Outdoors And To Attach A Certain Amount Of Importance To This Popular Pastime.

If Raymond Chandler Came From The South, His Name Would Be Ace Atkins.

Cuban Cigars Is A Big Expense Because I Do Smoke A Lot Of Them, Eight To 12 A Day, So That Would Be Almost As Bad As A Cocaine Habit, A Hundred Bucks A Day.