I Saw A Seagull Hanging

I Didn't Go To College, But If I Did, I Would've Taken All My Tests At A Restaurant, 'cause 'the Customer Is Always Right'.

I Wear A Necklace, Cause I Wanna Know When I'm Upside Down.

I Drank Some Boiling Water Because I Wanted To Whistle.

Here's A Thought For Sweat Shop Owners: Air Conditioning. Problem Solved.

Tony The Tiger Usually Thinks That Stuff Is Great.