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My Uncle Ordered Popovers From The Restaurant's Bill Of Fare. And, When They Were Served, He Regarded Them With A Penetrating Stare. Then He Spoke Great Words Of Wisdom As He Sat There On That Chair: "to Eat These Things," Said My Uncle, "you Must Exercise Great Care. You May Swallow Down What's Solid, But You Must Spit Out The Air!" And As You Partake Of The World's Bill Of Fare, That's Darned Good Advice To Follow. Do A Lot Of Spitting Out The Hot Air. And Be Careful What You Swallow.

It All Began With A Shoe On The Wall. A Shoe On The Wall Shouldn't Be There At All.

Plant A New Truffula. Treat It With Care. Give It Clean Water. And Feed It Fresh Air.

I'm Sorry To Say So But, Sadly, It's True That Bang-ups And Hang-ups Can Happen To You.

And When They Played They Really Played. And When They Worked They Really Worked.