And When They Played They

He Took The Who’s Feast, He Took The Who Pudding, He Took The Roast Beast. He Cleaned Out That Ice Box As Quick As A Flash. Why, The Grinch Even Took Their Last Can Of Who Hash.

I'm Sorry To Say So But, Sadly, It's True That Bang-ups And Hang-ups Can Happen To You.

I Tend To Basically Exaggerate In Life, And In Writing, It's Fine To Exaggerate. I Really Enjoy Overstating For The Purpose Of Getting A Laugh. For Another Thing, Writing Is Easier Than Digging Ditches. Well, Actually, That's An Exaggeration. It Isn't.

I Do Not Like Green Eggs And Ham. I Do Not Like Them, Sam-i-am.

You Make 'em, I Amuse 'em. [children]