I Really Like Rustic Mediterranean

I Really Hated Fighting People And Hurting Them, But Felt Unable To Stop.

I Hate People Who Think It's Clever To Take Drugs... Like Custom Officers.

I'm Not Really Part Of Any Group Or Clique Or Gang Because That's Always Been My Nature.

In My Local Newspaper, They Had This Advert: 'please Look After Your Neighbours In The Cold Weather'. I Live Next Door To This 84-year-old Woman, And Do You Know, Not Once Has She Come Round To See If I'm All Right. The Lazy Cow Hasn't Even Taken Her Milk In For A Fortnight.

And People Are Intrigued If I Really Am As Grumpy In Real Life. People Feel A Bit Let Down If I'm Laughing Or Smiling.