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High Times Magazine Is A Notch Intellectually Below Highlights For Children. I Mean, They're Both Great To Read When You're Baked, But Come On, Ya Know.

My Biggest Problem Is Retaining The Exact Information.

All My Friends Are Always Telling Me How Hard It Is To Have Kids. 'oh, David, It's So Hard.' That's Not Hard. I'll Tell You What Hard Is. Try Talking Your Girlfriend Into Her Third Consecutive Abortion. Yeah, That's Hard, That Takes Finesse. You're Just Inconvenienced.

If People Disagree With Me And Want To Articulate It, That's Not Only Their Right But Almost Their Obligation.

I Think I Could Have A Funnier, More Economic Sets. But That's The Comedy I Do. And I Understand If People Aren't Interested In It And Would Rather Listen To Someone Else. But I'll Never Understand The Anger People Have Toward Me.