I Quit Drinking. That Was

I Had A Dream That Connie Chung Is Doing A Newscast About My Death And They Show A Clip From Soap.

For Almost 40 Years, He Was The Brightest Star In The Comedy Galaxy... Their Beautiful Light Will Continue To Shine On Us Forever. And The Glow Will Be So Bright, It'll Warm Your Heart, It'll Make Your Eyes Glisten, And It'll Make You Think To Yourselves: Robin Williams, What A Concept.

Women Need A Reason To Have Sex, Men Just Need A Place.

Good News, They Found Nemo! The Bad News Is, They Found Him In One Of Wolfgang Puck's Puff Pastries.

The Passion Of The Christ Opened Up On Ash Wednesday, Had A Good Friday.