I Play With Friends, But

There Is No Similarity Between Golf And Putting; They Are Two Different Games, One Played In The Air, And The Other On The Ground.

A Shot That Goes In The Cup Is Pure Luck, But A Shot To Within Two Feet Of The Flag Is Skill.

The Only Thing A Golfer Needs Is More Daylight.

Jesus Christ Can't Hit A Golf Ball Straight. It's Virtually Impossible - At Best It's An Accident.

The Most Important Shot In Golf Is The Next One.