I Play With Friends, But

The Truth Is, The First Golf Club I Owned Was An Old Left-handed, Wooden-shafted, Rib-faced Mashie That A Fellow Gave Me, And That's The Club I Was Weaned On. During The Mornings We Caddies Would Bang The Ball Up And Down The Practice Field Until The Members Arrived And It Was Time To Go To Work. So I Did All That Formative Practice Left-handed. But I'm A Natural Right-hander.

I Have Found The Game To Be, In All Factualness, A Universal Language Wherever I Traveled At Home Or Abroad.

I Hate A Hook. It Nauseates Me. I Could Vomit When I See One. It's Like A Rattlesnake In Your Pocket.

I Play Golf With Friends Sometimes, But There Are Never Friendly Games.

When You See An Opportunity, You Practice And Work, At Least From Sunup To Sundown.