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I'm From Toronto. It's A Lot More Laid Back. When You Are Thrust Into Different Environments, There Is An Odd Adaptation Period. And Then There Are Times When Unfair, Unkind, Untrue Things Are Written About You. That Bothers Me Less Now.

I Can Be Described As Many Things, But No Description Of Me Is Complete Without Saying 'englishman.' My Parents Were From Liverpool And Emigrated To Canada Before I Was Born.

At Every Point I Wished That I Was Born English. They Need To Make It Colder In Here. You Could Hang Meat In This Room. But, Yeah...i Grew Up In A Very English Household. My Folks Were From Liverpool. I've Said This Before, But There Is Nothing More English Than An Englishman That No Longer Lives In England.

Uh Oh, This Guy Needs Coffee And Croolers Stat.

People Ask Me To Record Their Answering Machines All The Time. I Love It. It's A Miracle To Me That People Want To Hear Back Those Characters.