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I'm Bigger Than You! I'm Higher On The Food Chain - Get In My Belly!

Why Must I Be Surrounded By Frickin' Idiots?

I Would Love To Be A Father. I Had A Great Father Who Taught Me How Gratifying That Is. I'm Not Going To Deny Myself That. I Think I'd Be Good At It. Everybody Wants That Experience. I Definitely Do.

I Can Be Described As Many Things, But No Description Of Me Is Complete Without Saying 'englishman.' My Parents Were From Liverpool And Emigrated To Canada Before I Was Born.

Having A Kid Is Like Falling In Love For The First Time When You're 12, But Every Day.