Here's The Plan. We Get

This Crazy Thing Called Love...

And I Loved The Whole Idea Behind The Story, Which Is That You're Beautiful, So Don't Let Other People Tell You That You're Not Just Because You Don't Look Like The People In Magazines. Or Because You're Not That Weird Ideal Body Image That's Out There Right Now.

Most Comedians Want To Be The Architect Of Their Own Embarrassment. They Have Horrible Self-esteem Issues. I Would Rather Push Myself Into The Mud. I Don't Want To Be Pushed Into The Mud. I Think That Is Probably True. I Think Most People Struggle With Self-acceptance. But Comedians Get A Chance To Self Externalize.

The Peanut Is Neither A Pea Nor A Nut. Discuss.

Here's The Plan. We Get The Warhead And We Hold The World Ransom For... One Million Dollars!